Sewage Graffiti Couture: A Real Housewives Excavation

Sewage Graffiti Couture: A Real Housewives Excavation

Introducing Sewage, Graffiti, and Couture: A Real Housewives Excavation

A blog where one anonymous, former-academic-turned-"writer-girl" uses her vocabulary to find deeper meaning, cultural artifacts, and comedy gold in the "Bravoverse."

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Cloacina ("Clo")
Dec 28, 2024
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If you had to pick three words to describe Bravo’s Real Housewives, what would they be?

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For me, the first three that came to mind were sewage, graffiti, and couture. It is that juxtaposition between “sewage” and “couture” that makes Bravo – and particularly, The Real Housewives – the “thinking girl’s brain rot.” It is that juxtaposition that produces a …

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